Absurdity Clause
The calculations provided by Rosemmungus are intended strictly for humor, existential dread, and entertainment. They hold no scientific rigor, despite our formatting.
- The Survival Odds: The foraging calculator is a parody of statistical analysis. Never use this tool to determine the edibility of actual wild fungi. Consult a local mycologist. We take zero responsibility if you eat something that smells like bleach and subsequently require a liver transplant.
- Mycelial Growth: The exponential decay formulas are vast simplifications and do not account for relative humidity, substrate density, or competitive bacterial growth. Do not use this tool to calculate forensic timelines.